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One day Mark Twain was fishing. A stranger came along.
"Good morning." said the stranger.
"Good mornıng." said Mark Twain. "It's A fıne day, isn't it?"
"An excellent day." said the stranger. "Are you catching any fish?"
"The fishing is very good here. I caught three trout here in about an hour."
"Is that so?" said the stranger.
"Yes and I'm very fond of trout."
"By the way." said the stanger, "Do you know who I am?"
"No, I don't." said Mark Twain.
"Well, I am the game warden of this country." said the stranger."And trout are out of season."
Mark Twain paused a moment. Then he said, "By the way,do you know who I am?"
"No, I don't."
"Well, I am the biggest liar in this country."
